A place to put your Head

[Crazy Coffins]

We here at Crazy Coffins, Inc. want to announce a full line of super deluxe restiing places for your final retirement.

Onward ye cowards to our showroom and look around we will not let the scurge of death touch your peaceful sleep. Test drive one today, our sales methods may be a low down dirty crime but who else could prepare your way so well. Rememeber death is certain.


Crazy Coffins Inc. - A Division of Holier than Thou Enterprises

[playachk]

i want to be cremated and thrown in the ocean

[Crazy Coffins]

playachk said:

i want to be cremated and thrown in the ocean

Well perhaps we can interest you in a nice, dry, easy to burn model.... shhhh but we tend to call it "our oven stuffer roaster" but you didn't hear it from me Coffin and all can fry up nicely and bits and pieces of your families love (and money $$$) can follow you on your watery way.

Special cremation coffins from a name you trust! ;D

Crazy Coffins Inc. - A Division of Holier than Thou Enterprises

[Defaultia]

I want to be cremated and shot into space. I know that there is a company which will shoot my ashes into space.